Ok, so the "Nguyen's" have a Christmas party every year, as im sure so does every other big family, and we are a ridiculously ginormous group. Well, to me anyways.. my grandparents had 5 boys and 6 girls, all but 2 are married, with kids. Lots of kids ... anyway, that's beside my point.
So, it's like a lifelong tradition that EVERYONE must go, and well, we broke it this year, because i have this massive flu, and other reasons. Quite unfortunate, miss out on weird and awkward conversations with old people, miss out on catching up with the older cousins who have cool jobs and cool lives, miss out on christmas cake, miss the extensive amount of asian plates filled with asian food, and the bbq, oh and dare i say, i miss out on .. VIET KAROAKE!! I HATE SICKNESS!

Soooo, my 18/19 year old, tafe attending cousin shoots me a text saying god knows what, and he called me a SNOTBALL! a SNOTBALL! seriously, SNOTBALL? SNOTBALL? Maybe im just being melodramatic due to the amount of time i've spent inside, but SNOTBALL? That's so mean. and he's 18/19, seriously Albert, seriously???! Well, it is better than his brother, who doesnt talk to ANYONE and literally sits there saying and doing nothing. Like a dead fish. Why is he like this? cos his life is World of Warcraft. It's his life. HIS LIFE. He has a waterbottle at his computer, because he doesnt do anything but play that stupid game. HE'S IN YEAR 12, WDFFFF! And when he's away from it, it's like he's not even alive. If he ever read this, i think he would punch me. maybe even bash me.

so the moral of the day is, dont get sick around the festive season, and be careful what you say to your older scary cousins ... specifically male ...
*runnnnns